What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do women change that much more with age?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Me : No

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?